Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron

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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor -Andrew Reynoso
Production Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Makeup/Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Charlotte Claw - Herself
Sergio Torres - Himself
Mike Shayne - Himself
PSYCHIC Vampire - Shayna Conde
Psychic VAMPIRE - Nils Ekstrom
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Music by Tom Ryan
(soundcloud.com/tomrmusic)
Humor
Runtime: 17:29

Kommentarer

Jason Fischer
Jason Fischer - 12 timer siden
Well let’s just let natural selection take place John
SSNIGHTWOLF
SSNIGHTWOLF - 13 timer siden
When he realized he it truly fat Sowwy 8:59
Roosevelt Brentwood
Roosevelt Brentwood - 16 timer siden
“ I can’t pretend to be someone im not” does not inspire confidence when coming from an actress.
Erik Edlund
Erik Edlund - 21 time siden
"Do you know what they call alternative medicine that works? Medicine." - Tim Minchin, "Storm"
Hidden Human
Hidden Human - 23 timer siden
Shoutout to the “bulletproof oxygen bar” at 12:43
Owen karunagoda
Owen karunagoda - 23 timer siden
Jon: Don't curs Gwyneth
Train:*horn*
Also jon: SHUT THE F%CK UP
RezaQin
RezaQin - Dag siden
South Korea doxed their citizens because of Covid. I wouldn't really say they're a free country.
Joshua Noonan
Joshua Noonan - Dag siden
I looked up what a food editor is (Food writers write about food and drink. ... Food editors perform a wide range of functions, but their primary responsibility is to ensure that text provided by food writers is suitable in content, format, and style for the intended audiences.)
Sara Ds
Sara Ds - Dag siden
Fun fact, a few days ago a woman had her house nearly burned down by a defective vagina candle...
TheEgg
TheEgg - Dag siden
When he broke the fucking ball. HIS FACE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂




Also, you know SOMEONE is gonna use that theragun for something not so family friendly
zergmare7
zergmare7 - Dag siden
and in 2020 all goop memebers died from covid-`19 because they had no common sense
Bawpwar, The Green
Bawpwar, The Green - Dag siden
the longer the icon of sin is on earth,, the stronger she becomes. who is the icon? Gwyneth Paltrow.
PsyGuy
PsyGuy - Dag siden
Wait, isn't cordyceps the mushroom from Last of Us that turns ants into zombies irl? W h y w o u l d y o u p u t i t i n s o u p ?
Angel Encinas
Angel Encinas - Dag siden
Why does goop sound disgusting
Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips - Dag siden
Don’t forget joontroon.
L0U13 __
L0U13 __ - 2 dager siden
Cosmic health is just straight up sorting moon dust
M Y
M Y - 2 dager siden
You can now add Vagina Candle explosion on that list... No! I did not buy one. Just news that pop up. ..Stop smiling.
Brian Spurrier
Brian Spurrier - 2 dager siden
11:00 “goop there it is”
ZeroDeroRero
ZeroDeroRero - 2 dager siden
If its natural how can it be harmful to you?
Influenza
Hurricanes
Uranium
*CHILDREN*
Jason Arik
Jason Arik - 2 dager siden
When he was comparing the products, I was so sure the cordyceps tea would be a fabrication inspired by the last of us.
Long story short I am now confusion
Pumpy Bumpkin
Pumpy Bumpkin - 2 dager siden
Did you play Skyrim music when you were reading the quotes from Gwyneth Paltrow?
PerryBlytapus
PerryBlytapus - 2 dager siden
Those stickers don’t look that bad, wouldn’t mind buying them
FrootyToonyArt
FrootyToonyArt - 2 dager siden
0:16 I like the Linkara running in the Crystal Ball there🔮
justinfighter5
justinfighter5 - 2 dager siden
14:18 does anyone know what song that is?
dani
dani - 2 dager siden
the skit at the end JEHFJSK
Artislife Lifeisart
Artislife Lifeisart - 2 dager siden
I'm going to give this nutcase the benefit of the doubt, and say that she might have meant metaphorical vampires who prey on our psyches. Otherwise usually known as emotional vampires, within those types of trendy groups. That might be giving her too much credit.
xBOSSWON
xBOSSWON - 2 dager siden
Good lord that lady at 15:06 genuinely looked like she wanted to kill Jontron. Good job keeping it together Jon.
Nicholas Leeflang
Nicholas Leeflang - 2 dager siden
15:06
Adam Loga
Adam Loga - 2 dager siden
If I had been there, I probably would have bought the snake oil just for the sheer entertainment value he offered.
NaughtyMelon Studio
NaughtyMelon Studio - 3 dager siden
Was that light smashing unintentional? Did Jon actually fuck up?
IamPinhead
IamPinhead - 3 dager siden
00:24
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
CzStitch
CzStitch - 3 dager siden
"Pre-suck my genital situation"
-Carlin
Federico Aberastain
Federico Aberastain - 3 dager siden
It's taking me a good time to get fully conscious that this shit is real.
FRESH TV
FRESH TV - 3 dager siden
When he was reading the quotes I could swear that was skyrim music in the background
Yakko Panen
Yakko Panen - 3 dager siden
People like this make real healers and shamans look like shams so easily
DoofinBaby 1009
DoofinBaby 1009 - 3 dager siden
"oople"
Laura Martinez
Laura Martinez - 4 dager siden
when they asked dont put your stomach fully in the ball
JonTron: pops the ball and sad music that I waste $250.
Jesus von Nazaret
Jesus von Nazaret - 4 dager siden
Aren't all esotheric organisations cult things with brain washed believers?
Sven Bängberg
Sven Bängberg - 4 dager siden
Microsoft has 2 O's without adding the extra oof
merrick macneil
merrick macneil - 4 dager siden
WTF!?!? IS THIS S@#$
Maxthechosen1
Maxthechosen1 - 4 dager siden
Gwyneth Paltrow: Nothing natural can be bad for you
Coronavirus, Bubonic Plague, and Spanish Flu: allow us to introduce ourselves
Top Hat the Hat
Top Hat the Hat - 4 dager siden
Why do people like her gotta get veganism involved keep that out of this freaky stuff
Creature Man
Creature Man - 4 dager siden
It is known that children are natural and bad gor you
BIGgourami
BIGgourami - 4 dager siden
10:37 idk what's weirder, the fact they're hanging production lights **behind** the set or the random 5# bag of sugar...
James Hollon
James Hollon - 4 dager siden
I really just wanted to go to a goop summit only to go up to Mrs Paltrow and eat a hack links meat stick right in front of her.
sans
sans - 4 dager siden
THE FUCKING MASSIVE PHOTO OF GWENYTH
Mr.Duck1 24
Mr.Duck1 24 - 4 dager siden
My stepmom absolutely CANNOT find out about goop. If she does, testing allergies by holding things up to my chest will be the least of my problems
E
E - 4 dager siden
10:18 i was not expecting a doom joke
darkplataform
darkplataform - 4 dager siden
did you get sued by that woman? I heard she was a "keeper" in L.A.
tan branwin
tan branwin - 4 dager siden
I am now a fan of JonTron :) This is great!!!
Aquila
Aquila - 4 dager siden
Ok I was rewatching it and the women’s face cream IS $215! ITS MORE THAN THE NUT MILK MAKER. WHY
Marcelo Zuniga
Marcelo Zuniga - 4 dager siden
Sign me up!
Let me get one of those "vagina" candles in particular.
OMAR AHMED
OMAR AHMED - 4 dager siden
white women the company
SubAtomarGuy
SubAtomarGuy - 5 dager siden
I found out how Gwyneth Paltrow makes her money
10/10
also
WHY DOES SHE SOUND SO NASAL?
Angus Combahee
Angus Combahee - 5 dager siden
Why does it make sense that women named Alexis believe in goop
Russell Heldt
Russell Heldt - 5 dager siden
Wow! Natural humans doing their thing.
Doug Dimmadome
Doug Dimmadome - 5 dager siden
This one's on a frequency I'd call passive aggressive. 😂
idk
idk - 5 dager siden
my dirt organizer xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Aether Stultz
Aether Stultz - 5 dager siden
Children are bad for you?!?!
Insert Name Here
Insert Name Here - 5 dager siden
" love "
Imagine getting people to pay for a bottle that some random stranger " loved " in a month or so ago.
TheMikisew
TheMikisew - 5 dager siden
“Don’t curse, Gwenneth.” (Train horn) “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Wako Doodle
Wako Doodle - 5 dager siden
I think a food editor is someone who yells at food, to try and convince themselves it's something else.
Like if you yelled at a Banana to make it a Lasagna; you know, Sane stuff!
Key Strix
Key Strix - 5 dager siden
I'm here after Gwyneth's 'crotch' candle exploded and set a room on fire.
Sʜ3ʀʟ0ᴄᴋ
Sʜ3ʀʟ0ᴄᴋ - 2 dager siden
@Aquila The "This smells like my vagina candle" from goop exploded in someones living room
Aquila
Aquila - 4 dager siden
I’m sorry what?
Patrick Ding dong
Patrick Ding dong - 5 dager siden
What the fuck?!?!?
Ownsausce Gaming
Ownsausce Gaming - 5 dager siden
Why the fuck do two of these people have an IV drip while their just sitting in patio chairs? People are crazy.
Paedar Brown
Paedar Brown - 5 dager siden
10:33 this is why jontron takes so long to upload
Jay Dominguez
Jay Dominguez - 5 dager siden
He popped it hahahaha🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏
Nikin _ Kayam
Nikin _ Kayam - 5 dager siden
i miss jontron
Smasbros Shopee Store and vlogs
Just like this
Grunt 2 times
The ball pops
Jon looks at camera at a sad face
Sad music intestifies
beeschurger
beeschurger - 6 dager siden
3:30 don't curse Gwyneth (ambient train noises)
yarno
yarno - 6 dager siden
Just had to rewatch this video after i heard about her vagina candle setting fire to a home
John Rainer
John Rainer - 6 dager siden
goop is a LITERAL CULT!
Clay Newsome
Clay Newsome - 6 dager siden
Well, she’s gotta help get funds for Stark Industries somehow...
Jack Norsten
Jack Norsten - 6 dager siden
2018: “I am African”
SpaceCorpse
SpaceCorpse - 6 dager siden
Why is Linkara running forward from the psychic vampires crystal ball?
Exploding DustRags
Exploding DustRags - 6 dager siden
“Influenza, hurricanes, uranium, *CHILDREN* “
Bryce Heeg
Bryce Heeg - 6 dager siden
has anyone ever noticed that that the 2 ladies who say they have "rare health conditions" are inhaling bulletproof oxygen
MrOMNZ jr
MrOMNZ jr - 6 dager siden
Ive seen this video before and ill enjoy it again
foxy games
foxy games - 6 dager siden
The 4K the dislike is probably parents
Live Free
Live Free - 6 dager siden
Jon actually forked over the $650 for that fisting machine?
I am Satire
I am Satire - 6 dager siden
I think it’s really funny to imagine that the name is actually Gwyneth-oo-Paltrow and that goop is just it shortened
John Paul
John Paul - 7 dager siden
I've lost all respect for this woman
Sheev Palpatine
Sheev Palpatine - 7 dager siden
I don't like it
muhammad afiq bin kamal
muhammad afiq bin kamal - 7 dager siden
I guess that many people buy the theragun to use it as a dildo
HummusMaster
HummusMaster - 7 dager siden
That doom joke KILLS ME everytime so amazing
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale - 7 dager siden
Who's Gwyneth Paltrow?
Cactus Box
Cactus Box - 7 dager siden
Love is very powerful in Harry Potter so Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow went to Hogwarts
M G
M G - 7 dager siden
favorite episode. There goes my hero @14:10 new yorks next sorcerer supreme.
Lenny Benidict
Lenny Benidict - 7 dager siden
10:25, WhEn ThAt coLd BrEw HiTs.
Arnov Jakaria
Arnov Jakaria - 7 dager siden
Is it homeopathy with extra steps?
A Duck
A Duck - 7 dager siden
Too be fair, I too would rather partake in hard substance abuse than eat cheese from a can.
Fat Ass
Fat Ass - 7 dager siden
Is it me or is one of her eyes always a little off
Nialls Bruh
Nialls Bruh - 7 dager siden
They are so fuckin dum
Armando Leon
Armando Leon - 7 dager siden
Is this why she looks older than in the first iron man?
PsionicMonk
PsionicMonk - 7 dager siden
"I am who I am, I can't pretend to be someone who makes 20k a year" More of a crtique of her acting than anything else I'd say.
Pedro Nadais
Pedro Nadais - 7 dager siden
2:39 C H I L D R E N S
CrushedParagon
CrushedParagon - 7 dager siden
Firefoox
skytown
skytown - 8 dager siden
ok can we just talk about how dripped out my man jon is rn
TopGunPaintballer
TopGunPaintballer - 8 dager siden
2:14 Wow. So this was the source of the "That didn't age quite so well" meme
V D
V D - 8 dager siden
12:50
" Bulletproof oxygen bar"
Rhonan Brownfield
Rhonan Brownfield - 8 dager siden
How much money did he blow in making this video?!
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