Surviving Edged Weapons - JonTron

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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
Leadman - Mike Butler
Carpenter - Robert Taylor
Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Set PA - Aramis Klein
Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown

Cast:
Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown
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Christmas JonTron Theme by Tom Ryan
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Runtime: 14:29

Kommentarer

Tony Pingitore
Tony Pingitore - Time siden
Come on Jontron, I'm waiting on part 2 lol. Please
Scorch prime, The walking war crime
There are a lot simpler ways to deal with someone with a knife. Specifically, target the kneecaps or arms.
Lord Minos III
Lord Minos III - 6 timer siden
"Wilma and Bærny"
Mr_7mada
Mr_7mada - 7 timer siden
No way my mom was a Member in the knife culture the whole time
Gianfranco Hasou
Gianfranco Hasou - 10 timer siden
this is hilarious, a family friend who used to be in the Canadian police force actually showed me this exact tape before. They found a copy in storage at the police station and him and all his buddies laughed their asses off watching it
Joey the random British youtuber
2 YEARS LATE SORRY
YogaFox
YogaFox - 23 timer siden
"the best police training movie ever" 4/5 stars
Yoyo Goat
Yoyo Goat - 23 timer siden
10:03 when I see a spider in my house
Walt Man
Walt Man - Dag siden
Showed this to a retired Peace Officer/RCMP yesterday, when it was NEW and in actual use! We both had a good laugh! I said you probably didn't expect to see this on Youtube being parodied by a comedian 30+ years later. XD
ItsJustMe123
ItsJustMe123 - Dag siden
Christmas nunchucks🤣🤣🤣
Gameing Gang
Gameing Gang - Dag siden
8:35 that not a pen it’s a butterfly knife with 2 clips so it looks like pens
Weird Kid
Weird Kid - Dag siden
edge based attacks are actually when the emo kid punches you
Tokellin Onasi
Tokellin Onasi - 2 dager siden
Omg this is funnier than the flex tape video hahaha
David Oag
David Oag - 2 dager siden
Knife culture is jaut london
Rhys Callinan
Rhys Callinan - 2 dager siden
Canadian police be like "oh no he's got a knife run"
Meanwhile American police be like "her hee gun go boom!"
Eric asdasd
Eric asdasd - 2 dager siden
Of course the satanits old lady has a Iron Maiden poster. It doesn't get more boomer than that
Vincent Dolente
Vincent Dolente - 2 dager siden
ENMSS = Emess'es system. Evaluate, Neutralize, Move, Shoot and Scan.
Emess'es is just an easier to remember fancy name
Joyson Wildhart
Joyson Wildhart - 2 dager siden
this is definitely one of the best jontrons. up there with the greats like ordering a papa johns pizza with h3h3 and bootleg pokemon games.
Tommy
Tommy - 2 dager siden
4:34 has me dying
Goku
Goku - 2 dager siden
The Story
0:00
11:24
Falcon Restoration
Falcon Restoration - 2 dager siden
The Canadian accent sells it
Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy - 2 dager siden
Culture: The passing of information from one generation to the next.
Knife culture.
Evan Bollinger
Evan Bollinger - 2 dager siden
9:40 everything is satanic !!! Watch out the Iron Maiden poster can have a knife !!! XD
Scarlet
Scarlet - 3 dager siden
Shit was there. Should've had the money. No money, no shit.
Lawrence S Coles III
Lawrence S Coles III - 3 dager siden
Is no one going to ask who that old woman was?
Chocolat-kun
Chocolat-kun - 3 dager siden
I read that Semen XD
Antonio Arteaga-Vega
Antonio Arteaga-Vega - 3 dager siden
Good Jam Ham
Sam_V_Murray
Sam_V_Murray - 3 dager siden
“those kids were on the bad list” aka fbi’s most wanted
B TDWTG
B TDWTG - 3 dager siden
*Is mayonnaise an edged weapon?*
burntCrab
burntCrab - 3 dager siden
"The best Police Training film ever made!"
*4 stars on the box*
Hannah Lilly
Hannah Lilly - 3 dager siden
love the video, Red Letter Media did it better tho...
daft bruv
daft bruv - 3 dager siden
Just casually having a butterfly knife at an airport
Coffee Junkie
Coffee Junkie - 3 dager siden
The way to assess a knife offender is to give them an ocular pat down and then do some sweet karate moves
Halfasmack
Halfasmack - 3 dager siden
7:47 anyone else see the 6 puffer fish taped together?
macorn _
macorn _ - 3 dager siden
Just gonna ignore the iron maiden poster in the background of the scene with the dog?
Lmaonaise
Lmaonaise - 3 dager siden
That intro looks like a drug trip
Logan Seibel
Logan Seibel - 3 dager siden
He’s joking about a claymore in the corner and I look to the left and there’s the family claymore
Speedy87j
Speedy87j - 4 dager siden
“Dead meme,” don’t worry Jon, your alive in my heart.
Marnus Scheepers
Marnus Scheepers - 4 dager siden
Now that was some edgy humor.
yee haw
yee haw - 4 dager siden
Ah SHIT
Using A Banana As A Sword
Using A Banana As A Sword - 4 dager siden
I honestly couldn't tell where their shitty editing ended and your comedic editing began.
Artislife Lifeisart
Artislife Lifeisart - 4 dager siden
This police training video really explains why they find people who have been shot by police like 20 times.
Skelligun
Skelligun - 4 dager siden
Bruh, is this just an anti TF2 spy video?
Kiss711
Kiss711 - 5 dager siden
Oooof my boi at 00:56 not looking too good.
🎅 🔪 👦 👩
Carson Macios
Carson Macios - 5 dager siden
There’s fucking ice in the milk
Allen Lewis
Allen Lewis - 5 dager siden
Otherwise known as "Unnecessary Police Brutality to Make You Feel Like a Big Strong Man in 5 Easy Steps"
Allen Lewis
Allen Lewis - 4 dager siden
@Biden joe But... your username... whatever.
William See
William See - 4 dager siden
@Biden joe The police are inherently political, genius. They literally have a segment telling officers to assume anyone could be carrying a weapon.
Biden joe
Biden joe - 5 dager siden
And here's the lame kid to make everything political
King Zay
King Zay - 5 dager siden
Don't know how I just discovered this episode but I am rolling!!!🤣😭😭😭
SuperFronky
SuperFronky - 5 dager siden
8:27 you animals
egg flaireon
egg flaireon - 5 dager siden
6:44 I keep a sycth in the corner of my house so what's your point
Aidan Hodson
Aidan Hodson - 5 dager siden
“I’ll show you the true meaning of Christmas”
Me watching: *laughing*
sad sad
sad sad - 5 dager siden
4:16 part had me in tears, johns laugh also lmao
The Doom Slayer
The Doom Slayer - 5 dager siden
“Jumping jehovah james that’s a scimitar!”
undead twilight
undead twilight - 5 dager siden
Smens should be mens
Yellow Fellow
Yellow Fellow - 6 dager siden
Nat Geo WILD is getting weird 9:19
Red Dragon
Red Dragon - 6 dager siden
I gotta know, was that edit of the blood wall falling over the dog and music part of the training video??
TheOtherOne
TheOtherOne - 6 dager siden
Glad Bobby Fischer is here to tell us about knife attacks 4:46
50nic bruh
50nic bruh - 6 dager siden
What a surprise all the bad guys in a police training video are mexican
William See
William See - 4 dager siden
You never know when a minority will steal your wife, mang.
theofficialsmalltownfolks BI99s&Zuse
your in bad shape
Bri’ish Dog
Bri’ish Dog - 6 dager siden
This was not fake John tron actually stabbed his co workers
yacine fadhel
yacine fadhel - 6 dager siden
Dimensional cable
Nic De Houwer
Nic De Houwer - 6 dager siden
RLM did it first?
Nick Pugni
Nick Pugni - 6 dager siden
Ngl those cookies look pretty yummy
Arnav siwakoti
Arnav siwakoti - 6 dager siden
Eh I give it 6.3/10
Memeinater 117
Memeinater 117 - 6 dager siden
My knife is out of amo help
PsyGuy
PsyGuy - 6 dager siden
If you've ever seen Scott Pilgrim, you'll know that all of us Canadians are trained in the art of weapon-based martial arts.
Noah Tangonan
Noah Tangonan - 7 dager siden
10:13 gosh I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 every time I come back to this video at this specific time it always makes me laugh 😂🤣😂
Arthur Pitman
Arthur Pitman - 7 dager siden
Well Santa was cut by his knife sooooooo



Ha ha ha
Xeroisawesome
Xeroisawesome - 7 dager siden
I've watched this like ten times, and only now do I realize that Officer Jontron is from Minnesota for some reason
Snivy lord Not sharing my first or last name online
I was literally lmao
Blyatboy
Blyatboy - 7 dager siden
9:04 That's a Russian airline lol
Cheer4gaming Play for fun
Cheer4gaming Play for fun - 7 dager siden
8:28 LOL was it cool? Absoultely
Fuck Boi
Fuck Boi - 7 dager siden
Knife culture aka south london
Melonide 07
Melonide 07 - 7 dager siden
Knife culture is just London
MaxiDoesStuff
MaxiDoesStuff - 7 dager siden
I have learned nothing from the training video other than: Weird history lessons and smens.
Isaac Reser
Isaac Reser - 7 dager siden
I like how after his hiatus he got a new intro and after the real ghosts video he never used it again.
Luka Stojanović
Luka Stojanović - 7 dager siden
this video is 32 years old.....
Peg Allen
Peg Allen - 7 dager siden
Knife culture coming to netflix soon
Seddiki O
Seddiki O - 7 dager siden
Was it cool . Absolutely
The TokuTickler
The TokuTickler - 8 dager siden
Police during a peaceful protest: 10:00
Police during a raid on the actual capitol of their country: 8:38
Richard Clark
Richard Clark - 3 dager siden
I didn't know arson was peaceful
Blake
Blake - 8 dager siden
the letterkenny is strong with this one
kurgerbingfoot man
kurgerbingfoot man - 8 dager siden
Start: no witnesses
heroinfather
heroinfather - 8 dager siden
Mike
Grace Jin
Grace Jin - 8 dager siden
Stereotypical Canadian police be like:
Canadian citizen: Help! I'm being robbed!
Canadian police: Really? But Robbing places and people is illegal!
Munksterrr \o
Munksterrr \o - 8 dager siden
I just noticed the santa sweater he's wearing is holding a sword
Damian 1989
Damian 1989 - 8 dager siden
Protection against edge based attacks? Good, now i'll be able to defend myself against Coldsteel The Hedgehog!
Leonel Eras
Leonel Eras - 8 dager siden
Ak-47 10:01
Ford Mustang 2015
Ford Mustang 2015 - 8 dager siden
Min 10:17... How the whole world sees America. XD
Bama Animations
Bama Animations - 8 dager siden
I don’t think Canada needs a police force
Goobzor
Goobzor - 8 dager siden
this video is retroactively sponsored by raid shadow legends.
Lady Caiti
Lady Caiti - 9 dager siden
7:11 I’ve been trying to find out why that line reading is so funny to me and then I finally realized- in that moment, he sounds like the True Facts guy!!!
Scout Boi
Scout Boi - 9 dager siden
Iron Maiden 😂😂😂
gibus theinfamous
gibus theinfamous - 9 dager siden
Anyone know what song starts playing at 0:57?
Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith - 9 dager siden
Ya' know how Canadians are so nice? Fun fact: Canada has never lost a war.
OhBoysPaintball
OhBoysPaintball - 9 dager siden
I mean, to be fair, I’m pretty sure a lot of cops would say exactly what Jon did to the knife guy if they were put in that situation.
William See
William See - 4 dager siden
If he was white, maybe.
Lihuel Alejandro Roldan
Lihuel Alejandro Roldan - 9 dager siden
JonTron can pronounce the ñ that's awesome
WildJester __
WildJester __ - 9 dager siden
4:11 this... this is just gold
Cheeryshio
Cheeryshio - 9 dager siden
pencils... how many of you thought of Keanu Reeves?
Connor Tremblay
Connor Tremblay - 9 dager siden
"The best police training film ever made!" 4/5 stars
Zoran Tinez
Zoran Tinez - 9 dager siden
Never bring a Gun to a Knife fight.
Edeie Samara
Edeie Samara - 9 dager siden
HAHA suck it santa
I'm jewish 👍
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