Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice - JonTron

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There's a Vanilla Ice movie?......ohhh nooooooo.....
Jon Jafari - Himself
Taylor Ortega - Ice Bucket Girl
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director/Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Design - Lynell Vinuya
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
"Mediocre Burn at Best" by LilTommyJ:
Runtime: 16:24


Mr. Postman
Mr. Postman - 3 timer siden
With how much me and my friends quote this movie ironically, I suspect this was Vanilla Ice's plan all along 🤔
Smackington - 11 timer siden
rock on vanilla ice tron
kral oyunda
kral oyunda - 12 timer siden
4:23 haha find a meme
Ghost Water
Ghost Water - 12 timer siden
Just realized that this movie is 30 years old this year
Lorgar64 - 18 timer siden
"Some people call me Dan, but my name isn't Dan."
Now Jon, we all know that Danny is sexy, but nothing can replace your cynical wit, your honest charm, or your raw sex appeal. And this is hilarious.
Thicc Bois Incorporated
Thicc Bois Incorporated - 19 timer siden
Seeing how Gwyneth turned out, perhaps she would have done us all a favor by starring in this movie.
fab - 22 timer siden
his bike is stuck in a field
Derpy Shark
Derpy Shark - 22 timer siden
In most movies vanilla ice would be the guy
G -Man
G -Man - Dag siden
9:43 how many time did they laugh when recording this
prying eyes
prying eyes - Dag siden
"Settin' up suckas like pins on a bowling ball?" That's exactly the opposite of how bowling works.
richyneil2 0 0 5
richyneil2 0 0 5 - Dag siden
I thought this was gonna be a music video when I clicked
Matthew Enriquez
Matthew Enriquez - Dag siden
It's funny how people are starting to dress like this again lmao
Dangerous Amoeba
Dangerous Amoeba - Dag siden
"The film was developed as a vehicle for Vanilla Ice. It received negative reviews, and was a commercial failure, grossing only $1.2 million from a $6 million budget."
Joachim Sölva
Joachim Sölva - 2 dager siden
The end😂😂
Lapo Riccardi
Lapo Riccardi - 2 dager siden
I wonder where is he now...
nickgavis0305 - 2 dager siden
At 5:07 why does vanilla ice have a dope attached to the end of his bike
Potato Potato
Potato Potato - 2 dager siden
Speaking of Gwyneth Paltrow and her career....
a being
a being - 2 dager siden
vanilla ice looks like some popular dumbass from the 90's. oh wait a minute
Ali Saf
Ali Saf - 2 dager siden
9:28, 10:37
Achievement Rum
Achievement Rum - 3 dager siden
Jon looked beautiful
Randomnezz. Orgo
Randomnezz. Orgo - 3 dager siden
I’m going to say it

John John
John John - 3 dager siden
I feel like vanilla ice would smell like the back of a dumpster
Lord Cheezburjer
Lord Cheezburjer - 3 dager siden
9:42 I can’t stop laughing 😂
Wyatt Burdick
Wyatt Burdick - 3 dager siden
"Gwenyths dad forbade her because it could ruin her career" wish it was ruined but then where would jontron get his goop content?
박재영 - 3 dager siden
The bad valley informally pump because deficit genotypically heal past a grubby gruesome oil. homely, hard exclamation
Erik Urizita
Erik Urizita - 3 dager siden
As a Juggalo I listen to the last bit of Vanilla Ice — Horrorcore.

It makes me long for the Ice Ice Baby :(

Also, just putting this fact here: Vanilla Ice can carry a faster flow than Eminem ever could.
Church Lincoln
Church Lincoln - 3 dager siden
You literally made me laugh out loud at work at RISE AND SHINE BITCH, WE'RE GOIN' TA DISNEY LAND as you dump the ice.
Sour Soap
Sour Soap - 3 dager siden
This is what a 4th grader thinks dating is
L0U13 __
L0U13 __ - 3 dager siden
It’s not about the Money
It’s about sending a message
Not A Doctor
Not A Doctor - 3 dager siden
I think this was the last video Jacques was in before he “retired” 😕
Colette Noyes
Colette Noyes - 3 dager siden
I never realize how much of an absolute dick head vanilla ice is
BlitzOGAlex67 - 67 Empire
BlitzOGAlex67 - 67 Empire - 4 dager siden
Cringe levels are too high! I repeat! It’s too damn high! AHHHHHHHH!
Caiden Erb
Caiden Erb - 4 dager siden
these swood levels are totally radical right now
Joey Vigil
Joey Vigil - 4 dager siden
Jontron marathon....... go.
Eldritch Assistant
Eldritch Assistant - 4 dager siden
I remember watching these videos multiple times a week
blaze n studios
blaze n studios - 4 dager siden
I was laughing so hard at 9:42
greg. - 4 dager siden
Says what are you a square draws a rectangle
o yeah
o yeah - 4 dager siden
3:05 - Me watching an anime.
3:10 - A sex joke shows up.
o yeah
o yeah - Dag siden
@No Name Okay, so some sex jokes are funny. I’m aiming specifically at the cliche anime sex jokes where a girl is accidentally groped, or if a guy has to grope a girl to complete some stupid task that’s most likely not even beneficial to the main plot. It used to be alittle funny but now they’ve overdone it at this point.
No Name
No Name - Dag siden
@o yeah Okay, I agree with that second statement. But you can't just say a type of joke isn't funny, because every topic or type of joke can be funny if done right. And sex jokes are in literally everything (that isn't aimed at 2 year olds).
o yeah
o yeah - Dag siden
@No Name It’s not that I can’t handle them though. They’re just not funny, as is most humor nowadays. Simple as that.
No Name
No Name - Dag siden
Maybe you should go back to watching Dora the Explorer then, if you can't handle sex jokes.
Gabe Dudas 2
Gabe Dudas 2 - 4 dager siden
The intros in 2017 Now !!!!!!😀😀😀
Skeleton in a black scarf
Skeleton in a black scarf - 4 dager siden
1:20 me when I see The Great Papyrus
Bredan - 4 dager siden
I wanted to see comments from when this video came out... Guess we all cant have what we want.
Dofima Wynn
Dofima Wynn - 4 dager siden
i remember watching this video 84 years agooh holy shit how is it only 3 years old?
Myeauxyoozi - 4 dager siden
5:06 is that a cable holding the motorcycle left in the shot?!
Jacob C
Jacob C - 5 dager siden
This feels like an attempt to turn sexual harassment and stockholm syndrome into some sort of Rom-Com.
Grrr - 5 dager siden
Can't believe that guy is a jojo reference
Mouse Toons
Mouse Toons - 5 dager siden
9:19 it says 12:36 am on the phone and that part is not in the movie so the attention to detail is amazing on the jontron show
ShyMoo Kohai
ShyMoo Kohai - 5 dager siden
So I looked him up, Vanilla Ice, and he actually aged rather nicely! He's 53 and could pass for being in his 30s. Probably still a bit dumb but eh, who cares about brains? _shrug_
Ty Sandifer
Ty Sandifer - 5 dager siden
2:50 looks and sounds like Steve buscimi
Anvillior - 5 dager siden
When you're so ready for new jontron content you just rewatch his old stuff again.
Sad Johnny
Sad Johnny - 5 dager siden
In hind sight I really wish Paltrow's dad had let her ruin her career
Jedi Minecraft
Jedi Minecraft - 5 dager siden
7:12 trump has to drown his troubles at the bar
Raiko Jänes
Raiko Jänes - 6 dager siden
ok for a guy who actually fell from a horse (and no, i'm not joking, tho it was a couple of years ago) i should know that, she would survived but would not be ok, and wouldn't get up like it was nothing, she even fell on the hard ground, i mean i fell on sand and it wasn't as soft as i hoped, so i doubt that ground would be softer
chad dahc
chad dahc - 6 dager siden
Jon: "I think she's a posh B and cant breathe through her lungs because she's so high on her own fumes."
Random dude: "YO SHES ON"
James Morningstar
James Morningstar - 6 dager siden
What gets me every time is this got put on a DVD. Like they couldn't leave well enough alone. Into the future generations torture chambers you go.
Captain Mayhem
Captain Mayhem - 6 dager siden
I miss Jontron
Brum Perez
Brum Perez - 6 dager siden
Vanilla ice is so uncool omg it hurts
Mouse Toons
Mouse Toons - 6 dager siden
I want to watch this again it was funny
The average Gamer guy
The average Gamer guy - 7 dager siden
What is the wire on the back of the motorbike at 5:06? It disappears in the next scene.
sweetcinnamonpnchkin - 7 dager siden
I saw a horror/thriller that went this way
Nathan Guster
Nathan Guster - 7 dager siden
There is a very thin line between cool guy and psychopath
Rico Jones26
Rico Jones26 - 7 dager siden
I probably replayed “rise and shine bitch we’re going to Disney land” 10 times. Never fails to make me laugh.
Riley Vanpool
Riley Vanpool - 7 dager siden
Does anyone know the song when he puts the disc in? It sounds familiar.
Tom Horseman
Tom Horseman - 8 dager siden
It was a mistake to get rid of jontron
Luke Larson
Luke Larson - 2 dager siden
Ken Shiro
Ken Shiro - 7 dager siden
Laura Mabe
Laura Mabe - 8 dager siden
Fun fact I learned today after rewatching this video, Vanilla Ice's real name is Robert Matthew Van Winkle. That made me laugh harder than anything else this week
Warren Peace
Warren Peace - 8 dager siden
The last time Jon used his "game critic" intro.
Bright Pineapple
Bright Pineapple - 8 dager siden
Ah yes pre-goop Gwyneth
Martin V
Martin V - 8 dager siden
This name went from being incorporated in rapping to being an enemy of the stardust crusaders
Hario Dinio
Hario Dinio - 8 dager siden
I think the tape thing was actually pretty good.... Well good for vanilla ice anyway
Andy's Drink Reviews!
Andy's Drink Reviews! - 8 dager siden
Wait a second vanilla ice was 25 when he made this movie but the girl is a "high school student"..... That's sus asf
iAmRonan - 9 dager siden
Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is a recurring character in the JonTron universe...
pineapple guy
pineapple guy - 9 dager siden
Totally gonna try and watch this somewhere for free now haha 😂
Lemon Quartz
Lemon Quartz - 9 dager siden
Vanilla ice need prof filthy frank internet of retardation
R2 - D2
R2 - D2 - 9 dager siden
Where’s my rifle
DumpsterFire - 9 dager siden
God damn it I miss this intro
Malachi Ricci
Malachi Ricci - 9 dager siden
Ice looks like A friggin orc/gorilla hybrid, not lying.
The Brotherhood
The Brotherhood - 9 dager siden
I laughed way to hard at this scene
Allen Lewis
Allen Lewis - 10 dager siden
I'm beginning to unironically love this Vanilla Ice character. The problem is,
he's not a character. He's a real life crazy person.
Ronald Brow
Ronald Brow - 10 dager siden
As a kid i always thought Vanilla Ice was saying "I'll rock a mike like a banjo. Light up the stage like a chump with a banjo". Hey. I read the Far Side all the time. Vanilla Ice likes banjos!
Willamtosay - 10 dager siden
If vanilla ice then way not chocolate ice
Luke Larson
Luke Larson - 2 dager siden
Conlan Buckley
Conlan Buckley - 10 dager siden
Walmart 8 mile
Ideitbawx Productions
Ideitbawx Productions - 11 dager siden
wait a minute ... the deja vu ... that motorcycle scene at the start ...
didn't they parody that scene in one of the Hot Shots movies?
CRIPTICBOII55 - 11 dager siden
now we just need to find the stand user
Evie Pastrick
Evie Pastrick - 11 dager siden
aalmost died choking on my saliva wille lafhing!!!!!!!!!
King Penguin
King Penguin - 12 dager siden
YoYo Mowafak
YoYo Mowafak - 12 dager siden
7:15 Why does it look like the silhouette of trump???
TALHA - 12 dager siden
Is that a MF JOJO REFERENCE?!?!!?
Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown - 12 dager siden
This was not made 3 years ago, there is no way. I feel so old now.
Grumpy Mustard
Grumpy Mustard - 12 dager siden
Fashion has come full circle, you see lots of people wearing similar outfits and having designs shaved in the side of their head, lots of slightly shaving eyebrows to look "unique".
Samson Jonen
Samson Jonen - 12 dager siden
Some sort of square?
Makes rectangle
LX _Sw33t
LX _Sw33t - 12 dager siden
Jon is a comedic genuis
OreoCenturion45 - 13 dager siden
Lenno_Benno07 - 13 dager siden
This guy is ape man 🦧 stinky ooh ooh
HawkingEngineer 19
HawkingEngineer 19 - 13 dager siden
11:42 yes. 12:15 god yeah lol.
Imad Mukhtar
Imad Mukhtar - 13 dager siden
The last video with that intro
Devan Hinskey
Devan Hinskey - 13 dager siden
The same man who directed this also directed the godawful Inspector Gadget movie.
Father Nagic
Father Nagic - 14 dager siden
you're telling me the mafia guys didnt have fucking guns
Eric Hayes
Eric Hayes - 14 dager siden
The most thinking vanilla did was coming up with “Kat”
khairul izham
khairul izham - 14 dager siden
The part "oh yeah what about yesterdat straight up fact" is so funny everytime i hear it i you know.
Evan Dinosaur
Evan Dinosaur - 14 dager siden
12:07 Dad's many (weird) nicknames...
Pi Ro
Pi Ro - 15 dager siden
12:15 oh no